Laugh Bush out of the White House: Laugh for 15 seconds each Saturday at High Noon.

Since Mr. Bush has become quite testy in recent days, and since he does not really seem to be enjoying himself much in the White House, he probably just needs a little encouragement to leave the premises permanently.

So if we each take just fifteen seconds every Saturday at High Noon to laugh Bush out of the White House, it may be the beginning of the end for his miserable regime.

If you're not up to fifteen long seconds of laughter in public, make a little sign that says "Laugh Bush out of the White House" (LBOOTWH) LBOOTWH and put it on your lapel. Put a sign in your car's side window (if it's behind the driver, it won't obstruct vision) or put one in a front window or your house or apartment. Or make and print out a bumper strip on your computer. Or send Emails to young and old, Ha, ha, ha, Laugh Bush out of the White House, ha, ha, ha. This is a great opportunity to practice different kinds of laughs. Low bassy laughs or high snickers, your choice. Divisive laughs. Derisive laughs. Sneers. Remember, "Practice makes Perfect." Many of us have not had much to laugh about in the 21st century; so, maybe, this will be our chance to laugh to take back America.

Eventually, even the extremely dense Mr. Bush may finally get the message and head south to the vast pampas of Paraguay. There is a lot of brush that needs cutting, down there, Sir. Those Paraguayan pampas grasses are very overgrown and could use some serious trimming, Sir.

Please feel free to copy and spread this message across America: from Sea to shining Sea. Let America return to being Beautiful again.

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